But dry your eyes: the 'Kiss On The Lips' party is around the corner. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. No expenseor reputationis spared. A. Since The Met's not gonna be happy. Rufus: Hey, hey! 3/5 This sort-of sequel to the Noughties teen hit is most fun when it embraces its ridiculousness and stops trying to get its characters to make odd pronouncements about privilege [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is sitting on top of Nate, riding him], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck violenty tries to kiss Serena], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair falls onto her bed and starts crying], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Nate kisses Serena's breasts], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck is still trying to kiss Serena], [Serena kicks Chuck between the legs and storms off], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Dan looks around the bar for Serena, she enters the bar and crashes into him, her purse flies to the ground, Dan helps her to pick up her things], [Serena takes her purse and runs off, Dan finds her cell phone on the floor and tries to tell Serena but she is already gone]. Title mentioned by Jason Sudeikis during his opening monologue Friends with Benefits (2011) Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. Nate and Dan's friendship was an unexpected one, given their difference in class and social circles, but before Blair, Natewas Dan's best friend. [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest 'Gossip Girl' entry on their cell phones]. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. And here is yours as promised. Gossip Girl: Monologue 11-14-07 All the grace of Nancy Kerrigan, but packing the punch of a Tonya Harding. Blair is understandably tired and stressed out about her mom's always changing love life and doesn't want to see her mom hurt again. A life of luxury isn't always what it cracks up to be, and the characters' home lives are a perfect example of that. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. Gossip Girl. Just take me home, ok? Nate There is no problem. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner. Rufus Well, you are in my dreams, Lily and one of them particular occurs finding you in the back of a Nine Inch Nails bus with your shoes in your earrings and Trent Reznor oh, that happened! Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. Gossip Girl - watch online: streaming, buy or rent Chauffeur: Where to, Mr. Bass? Blair and Serena had plenty of fights over boys, and some of them got out of hand. Whos sending this debasing dish? It was part of the reason why Serena leaving hurt Blair so much. But I can't do that forever. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Katy: My god, you'll never believe what's on 'Gossip Girl'. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. But everyone knows Serena. NEXT:10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes. Dan: There isn't going to be anybody up here. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny Humphrey wading in the Met fountain, fishing for change. You'll mom will be back. Go, I'm gonna be fine. There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. 84 Dramatic Monologues For Women (Powerful & Emotional Pieces) Chuck Anything about her on 'Gossip Girl'? And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture? Jenny Thanks. I just, uhm my sister was right: You're nice. Howie: Well, actually I'm a Dartmouth man. Serena: So, were is he? [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. Unforgettable "Gossip Girl" Quotes - ReelRundown A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? I'll see you at school tomorrow. I go to your school. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. Serena Yeah, we're renovating again. Since this is a monologue, I decided to look up instea. Serena And if you get a drink they are also serving pigs. Serena The Palace, 8 o'clock. Sasha used to be good friends with Miss Popularity at her school. Im tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. I never really have gotten . Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. Rufus: So, uh, Allisons leaving. Top 25 Girl Monologues - Monologue Blogger That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. Dan Yeah, 'Rolling Stone' named them one of the 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. [EXT MET - Blair, Isabel and Katy are sitting on the steps looking at the invitations, Jenny is standing next to them]. Length: Each monologue is about 4 - 5 minutes long except American girl, which is 7-8 minutes long. You do, really. Including outstanding monologues for teens, teen actors, teen characters, teen roles, and teenagers interested in plays, auditions, and the performing arts. 20 Iconic Female Monologues From Movies & TV Shows That Are The Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Chuck enters, shoves some women aside], [Chuck walks over to Serena who is having another Martini]. Monologue 11-14-07. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? They do besties better then anyone. Blair Is Honest About Serena And Dan's Season 6 Drama. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala yeah, I'm gonna make you guys [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. The sun will come out tomorrow. She's at that 'Kiss On The Lips' party, you know. Son, talk to you later. Oh, I don't know how I know that. The ones that run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. His heart. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? Dartmouth is far enough away for her. Its false advertising. Maybe push it back every so often so I don't have the heavy weight in my heart. Permalink: You can't make people . Lighter than air and heading downtown. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. I miss you. And you know who loves parties? Who doesn't love a five-finger discount. But dry your eyes. Add a crowd eager to see her fall. We hear that World War III just broke out. Elegant. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. have a holly jolly Christmas. Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. Chuck: And you are my toughest critic. [Chuck tries to kiss Serena, she pushes him away], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate are having sex, Serena is gasping loudly], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair pushes Nate away]. But despite their bickering, they would sacrifice any relationship they were in if it meant ensuring the happiness of the other. When parents have sacrificed for their childrens futures, what kid would want to let them down? Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. Especially if it's the middle one. Lucky for Lonely Boy theres more than one fable filling our inbox. Didnt anyone teach you, Little J? Eleanor Blair. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. This monologue was definitely based on my junior high and high school experience, so I would imagine that others can definately relate and find something to . Family tiesaren't equivalent to love, and it can even be seen through Blair's familial relationship with her maid, Dorota. Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands . Blair decides to be honest with Serena, letting her know that it's impossible for Blair not to feel a bit happy and vindicated, even though she doesn't want Serena to be in pain. Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely. Serena No, it's ok. XOXO. Taxi Driver Hey, watch were you're going! Lily Well, this party would have been the perfect opportunity for you to announce your return but I guess I'll just keep the dress for myself. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor]. After Being Broken Up With My Boyfriend For Exactly 20 Minutes, I, Succumbed To Inebriation, Performed At A Speakeasy And. Wonder whos going down next? [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. GG: This just in: We hear theres a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. Nate I don't know. We never thought wed say this ourselves Not in business or if your family is depending on you. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. GG: Weekend Update: A same-sex kiss hasnt caused this much controversy since Britney and Madonna. Gossip Girl: Looks like parents can be deceiving on both sides of the Bridge. avoiding those who might cause me to stray. That's why you make us go to private schools. Dan What? But I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me. GG Monologue. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end, butno one in the series is proud of who they once were. I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. Eleanor Because I love you. But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. Come out, come out, wherever you are. She's always been a free spirit. [Serena notices Jenny and shakes her hand]. What time does the limo come? The CW. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him.