9. The Douche or Automotive History Buff

People who love and drive muscle cars tend to have fallen in love with the mechanical aspects of an automobile, particularly if they’re big block engines. This kind of individual probably does all the repairs and maintenance in the comfort of their own tool-laced garage. Their favorite sound on the planet is a throaty idle, and thinking about the future puts tears in their eyes, because we all know what upcoming fuel regulations will do to the true spirit of brute power.